4) If you make a lambada movie, don’t release it the same day as the other lambada movie.
Teachers: Lambada and Forbidden Dance. In the late ’80s, the only people doing the lambada were people in exploitation movies about how everyone was doing the lambada. Yet that somehow didn’t keep legendary schlockmeisters Yoram Globus and Menahem Golan—the geniuses behind the B-movie juggernaut Cannon—from simultaneously releasing competing movies. That turned out to be two more lambada movies than the world wanted.